I was starting to get all panicky, as April 1 is quickly approaching and I haven't filed my taxes yet. I had this idea that April 1 was the deadline, not the 15th. I love the feeling of deadline stress being lifted off my heart and lungs. Not that the government REALLY NEEDS me to file...it's not like I earned that much anyway or I'll get some huge return. Besides, a good deal of it will go to lazy chumps who don't like to work, worthless green energy programs, the salaries of power hungry politicians, and one day, birth control for those poor chicks at Georgetown.
...did I say that out loud?
At least some of it's good for something. I hope.
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